Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, December 11, 2009

Happy Hanukkah


I even had candles on hand! (This one is not mine, I don't have a table with that much uncluttered surface area.)

Happy Hannukha
Posted by on or about 20:45

4 comments:

Phil said...

Happy Hanukkah honey.
Hugz.

If ya use yer arm in a sweeping motion, you can gain some space by knocking the cats off the table.
Of course, then ya have to deal with the retaliatory hair balls and random cat turds in places ya don't expect.

Who's da boss?
Those who have access to the big cat food bag.

Both of mine have a problem with the keyboard, one wants to type and the other one just wants to walk all over the fucking thing and deny me access because I should be spending all my time adoring her.

you know how it is.

12/12/2009 1:52 AM
Anonymous said...

Happy Hannukha to you.

--maybe not yours, but very beautiful, nonetheless.

12/12/2009 7:31 AM
Comrade Misfit said...

Busted, if I have papers on the dining room table, George will jump up and lie on some of them. He'll try to bap at my pen.

12/12/2009 7:39 AM
Cujo359 said...

Happy Hanukkah, a little late. Thanks for using the "American" spelling, BTW. When I see the version that starts out "Ch" I have the urge to pronounce it that way, and there will be a layer of spittle on the monitor.

12/12/2009 4:03 PM

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