Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Sunday, December 14, 2008

The Man Who Spoke For the World

The Iraqi reporter who threw his shoes at George W. Bush. That is a mortal insult in the Arab world; it would be like throwing money at him and asking to have sex with his mother.

I'm sure Dorquemada considered it to be funny.

Speaking of funny, the Director of the CIA was on "Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me." If you go to about 5:15 into the piece, you'll hear him inadvertently bilge George Bush (with the help of Paula Poundstone).
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1 comment:

Distributorcap said...

i think the decider yelled out they were size 10.......

he is a regular shecky greene

12/14/2008 4:53 PM

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