Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

"You Don't Need a Gun, Just Call 9-1-1"

That is the mantra of the pro gun-ban folks.

Calling 9-1-1 didn't work so well for this lady. It took the cops 48 minutes to show up. She was dead when they got there.
Posted by on or about 10:12

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

How pathetic. I'd like to think a gun would have saved her....but I know a lot of women who so fear guns and do not familiarize themselves with the use, that they would not use one fast enough. But that 911 op, now, there is someone who should be jobless!

12/16/2008 12:39 PM
BadTux said...

If the girl only barely got time to call 911 before the assailant was on her, it seems unlikely that she would have had time to clear a firearm, bring it to bear, and fire before the assailant was on her. There are some cases where a firearm would be helpful. This one, I think you're pulling at straws to make it fit your desired conclusion.

_Badtux the Well-armed Penguin

12/16/2008 8:07 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

Having a gun gives you a chance, BadTux. It is no guarantee.

But a chance is what that woman never had.

12/16/2008 9:05 PM

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