Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Saturday, November 22, 2008

Whoop-de-Fucking-Do!

The Vatican has forgiven John Lennon for his "the Beatles are more popular than Jesis Christ" comment.

Big fucking deal. John Lennon was murdered 28 years ago.

2 comments:

Phil said...

Cleaning up their To Do list seems to be a glacial process.

Yep, we're on it!


Please.

I bet Lennon would have laughed out loud if he were still alive.

montag said...

A lot faster than Galileo's.