Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Thursday, September 25, 2008

Soviet Amerika

Warrantless searches. Warrantless wiretaps. Detentions without trial. Accusations of treason against those opposed to the regime.

And now, socialism, at least for the rich (you poor saps who make less than a few million a year still get to drown without hindrance).

So I am going to follow the lead of John Cole on this and take the title of "comrade."

3 comments:

PhysioProf said...

Oh, cool! (Well, not cool, but you know what I mean.) I am changing my name too, to Comrade PhysioProf!

PhysioProf said...

EBM, they're ripping me a new one and getting all insulted over at my place for "misusing" the term "socialism"! LOLZ!

Eck! said...

As one from a socialist republic state you may well be misusing socialism. Then again this admin has been misusing a lot of things.. Clearly socailism is better than fascism, oh and two legs are better than four.

Comrade Eck!