Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Friday, September 26, 2008

Conservative Christian Family Values; Update

We interrupt the economic meltdown for this bulletin:

If you remember this post, then you might be interested to know that the FBI has arrested the preacher involved. Seems he was transporting minors across state lines for "sexual activity."

You may now resume worrying about what kind of job you'll be doing when you are 85 years old.

Carry on.
Posted by on or about 07:32

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

First - I'm so sickened by these religious rat bastards who claim to know god and then try to find god in some kids underpants.

Second - Do I have to resume the worry? I mean, I know I have to worry, but can't a take the afternoon off from it?

9/26/2008 3:02 PM

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