Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Happy Daze Are Here Again

We might as well start learning all of the pop hits from the early 1930s.

The FDIC is raising its insurance rates to banks because more and more of them are failing. At the end of the 2nd quarter of 2008, 6.41% of all mortgage loans are delinquent.
So take a walk down your street, look at 15 houses; the owner of one of them is delinquent in their mortgage (on average).

John McCain has experience in this; he was involved in the implosion of the savings & loan industry in the 1980s, so he is well qualified to oversee the destruction of America's banks (as he sits in one of his many houses while Sarah Palin guns down critters from a helicopter).

(H/T to ShortWoman)

UPDATE: Washington Mutual's stock is now rated as "junk" by both Moody's and S&P. If you had $20 worth of WaMu stock a year ago, it is now worth a buck.

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