Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

John McCain Invented the Blackberry!

There is as much foundation to saying that as there was to saying "Al Gore invented the Internet."

So spread the word: John McCain invented the Blackberry.
Posted by on or about 19:33
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1 comment:

BadTux said...

The hilarious thing about that is that the Blackberry is fuggin' CANADIAN. So U.S. telecommunications policy has nothing to do with the Blackberry. So is John McCain Canadian? Or does his spokesman merely think Canada is the 51st state? The stupidity, it burns, it burns!

-- Badtux the High Tech Penguin

9/17/2008 3:06 AM

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