Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Ralph, Ralph, Ralph. Shut Up. You're Making a Fool of Yourself.

Ralph Nader says that Barack Obama is "talking white."


Just shut the fuck up, Ralph. You're sounding like the sort of brain-damaged, self-involved, doddering old fool many of us suspect that you have become. Is Obama "talking white" because he is discussing issues of concern to all Americans? Is Obama "talking white" because he isn't solely focused on civil rights issues? Is Obama "talking white" because he isn't talking about your issues? Or is Obama "talking white," in your opinion, because he can string a speech together without sounding like some clown in a rap video?

Ralph, just go far, far away. Your time is long past.
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