Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Once you have paid him the Danegeld, you never get rid of the Dane." -- Rudyard Kipling

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

Democracy Dies When Billionaires and Hedge Funds Buy Newspapers.

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

I Guess It's a Good Thing That I Am Older, Now

As I mentioned a few posts ago, I was operating at Ye Olde Salte Mine on equal parts of nerve, determination and caffeine. So late in the afternoon, I was just fried, and someone wanted to talk about a complex legal issue.

(By that time, a "complex legal issue" to me was anything that didn't require drooling.)

I had all I could do to concentrate and not, instead, say "well, have you tried to resolve this by doing a Dick Cheney on him" (shooting him in the face). But I didn't say it. When I was younger, I would have. Hell, I didn't have to be dead-ass tired back then to suggest that, let's not be kidding.

Time was that it would have been an Uncle Fester. If you've ever seen the 1960s Addams Family, you might recall that about every second or third episode, you could count on Uncle Fester to brandish his blunderbuss and yell: "Shoot him in the back!"

Which goes to show that Uncle Fester was the wisest gunfighter of all.

(Tolja that the blogging would tend towards meaningless)

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