Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, March 13, 2008

Unringing the Bell

The DoD has backtracked on the wide release of its report that Iraq had no pre-war ties to al Qaeda. Apparently it came as quite a shock to someone that there was still significant interest in the point that virtually everything that Vice-President Voldemort had to say about this matter for the last six years has been nothing but a truckload of lies.

Since the spokesman for Joint Forces Command said that they would send the report on CD for "anyone who asks for it," I think I'll scare up an address for JFC and send a letter to CAPT Moynihan and ask for a copy of it.

UPDATE:

Everyone should write these guys and ask for a copy of the report.

Send your request to:

Commander, U. S. Joint Forces Command
ATTN: CAPT Dennis Moynihan, USN
1562 Mitscher Ave. Suite 200
Norfolk, VA 23551
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