Oh, For Crying Out Loud; Moronic Democrats Edition

Eliot Spitzer, governor of New York, has been caught up in a prostitution ring.

Fucking dumbass. He built a good career of crime-fighting and anti-corruption and taking on the monied interests and he's going down in flames because he can't keep his dick in his pants.

Moron.

(Of course, the real difference here is that if he were a Republican, he'd have gotten caught with a man or a small boy. Or maybe a barnyard animal...)

UPDATE: It's 2030 EDT. There's a good chance by now that Silda Spitzer has ripped Eliot's balls off.

UPDATE II: He may have violated the Mann Act? (no Coulter jokes, please) That's a long stretch in the Federal slam.