Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Friday, November 9, 2007

Top Google Results

The Cranky Prof asks the question of bloggers: What five search terms in Google will get your blog to the top result?

Here are mine:

STC for machine guns
Stupie McFuckwit moron
Der Monkey Fuhrer idiocy
Agents intolerance Guiliani
George Gracie purr bomb

And a late addition, based on seeing someone else's search results on my stats thingamabob:

Bendology

If you do this, let me know in the comments section so I can see your results posted on your blog, OK?
Posted by on or about 13:01

1 comment:

Phil said...

Even though I feel a little silly, it does have its humor.
My results, in no particular order,
1. Semantic Horseshit

2. The cannibals are restless

3.What I an going to be when I grow up

4. Feeling like shit

And the most obvious goes to...

5. Ornery Bastard

11/09/2007 3:59 PM

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