Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Thursday, October 4, 2007

Wide-Stance Larry is Still Guilty.

The judge in Minnesota rejected his request to withdraw his guilty plea.

This putz has been a senator for almost three full terms and he was a congressman for ten years before that, you'd think that after 28 years of making laws, he'd have some idea about the law. By pleading guilty, he bet the farm on nobody connecting the dots. He lost.

I'm glad he's staying around, if only for the entertainment value and the added bonus of having another "Republican family values" politician to kick around. I imagine the folks in Idaho might feel differently, though.

And, in what happens to be a fine example of "Karma is a bitch," the Republicans are holding their 2008 convention in Minneapolis. So you just know there will be a whole flock of camera crews seeking to do a stand-up at the scene of the crime in the Minneapolis airport.

Oh, this is going to be so much fun!

The comedians and bloggers of the world thank you, Larry.

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