Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, October 2, 2007

Stupid Shit of the Week; Education Issue

Schools are now banning hugs.

I have an idea. Why not make all of the kids wear NASA-approved spacesuits with the official Lisa Nowak diaper? They can open the lid on the facemask to suck on the toothpaste-tube food from the early days of manned spaceflight. No physical contact, they all have their own air supply. Lectures would be broadcast by a low-power radio set in each classroom.

It's not as stupid an idea as half of the ones dreamed up the the "professional educators."
Posted by on or about 10:20

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Who knew hugging could cause such contraversy? Kevin Price also wrote a blog about physical contact in schools. Check it out at www.bizplusblog.com

10/02/2007 4:27 PM

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