Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Monday, October 8, 2007

Pansy-Ass Rating Widget: What the Fuck?

So I'm surfing through the Ornery Bastard's blog and he has a rating widget that allows you to determine what the movie rating of your blog happens to be.

This is the result I get:

Dating



And this is why:

This rating was determined based on the presence of the following words:

* torture (8x) * bitch (4x) * death (3x) * fuck (2x)
* hell (1x)

I'm not surprised that I get a NC-17, but what outrages me is I get it because I am incensed over Chimperor Disgustus Maximus and his Evil Regent, Vlad Cheney, and their ultra-secretive administration and their insane fixation on the use of torture?

So because I bitch about Chimpy's use of torture and because I hope that upon his death, he goes straight the fuck to hell, NC-17.

I can live with that.


7 comments:

BobG said...

I got one of those ratings once just because I used the words "gun" and "kill" too many times; no profanity at all.

Comrade Misfit said...

Mustn't upset the young sheeple, I guess.

Dan brock said...

I went there and checked my most offensive (regrettably, rarely updated) blog, danzart.

I got a PG. Here's he secret, porno is okay... PORNO.
Anyway, go there, be offended, make me proud.

Comrade Misfit said...

I didn't find danzart to be offensive.

Sorry about that.

Phil said...

I'm proud of ya.
I figured mine would be at least a XX,but no.
Believe me, it's not from lack of trying!
Thanks for the plug!!
I'll have to return the favor.

Dan brock said...

"I didn't find danzart to be offensive"

Okay, did you go back as far as this page?
http://danzartt.blogspot.com/2006/06/lady-on-hudson.html
If so, I'm impressed. You're unique in finding me... dare I say it?...inoffensive.

Comrade Misfit said...

Interesting artwork, but let's face it, no real woman is going to diddle herself with a dildo like that. It'd be like you guys wrapping your hands with barbed wire and beating off.