Monday, October 8, 2007

Pansy-Ass Rating Widget: What the Fuck?

So I'm surfing through the Ornery Bastard's blog and he has a rating widget that allows you to determine what the movie rating of your blog happens to be.

This is the result I get:

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And this is why:

This rating was determined based on the presence of the following words:

* torture (8x) * bitch (4x) * death (3x) * fuck (2x) * hell (1x)

I'm not surprised that I get a NC-17, but what outrages me is I get it because I am incensed over Chimperor Disgustus Maximus and his Evil Regent, Vlad Cheney, and their ultra-secretive administration and their insane fixation on the use of torture?

So because I bitch about Chimpy's use of torture and because I hope that upon his death, he goes straight the fuck to hell, NC-17.

I can live with that.


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7 comments:

  1. BobG10/08/2007 8:18 PM

    I got one of those ratings once just because I used the words "gun" and "kill" too many times; no profanity at all.

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  2. Comrade Misfit10/08/2007 8:58 PM

    Mustn't upset the young sheeple, I guess.

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  3. Dan brock10/08/2007 10:47 PM

    I went there and checked my most offensive (regrettably, rarely updated) blog, danzart.

    I got a PG. Here's he secret, porno is okay... PORNO.
    Anyway, go there, be offended, make me proud.

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  4. Comrade Misfit10/09/2007 6:50 AM

    I didn't find danzart to be offensive.

    Sorry about that.

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  5. Phil10/09/2007 6:05 PM

    I'm proud of ya.
    I figured mine would be at least a XX,but no.
    Believe me, it's not from lack of trying!
    Thanks for the plug!!
    I'll have to return the favor.

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  6. Dan brock10/09/2007 8:19 PM

    "I didn't find danzart to be offensive"

    Okay, did you go back as far as this page?
    http://danzartt.blogspot.com/2006/06/lady-on-hudson.html
    If so, I'm impressed. You're unique in finding me... dare I say it?...inoffensive.

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  7. Comrade Misfit10/09/2007 8:31 PM

    Interesting artwork, but let's face it, no real woman is going to diddle herself with a dildo like that. It'd be like you guys wrapping your hands with barbed wire and beating off.

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