Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Monday, October 15, 2007

Darwin Award Nominee

GREENWICH, Conn. (AP)-- Police say a man who was trying to entertain his family by putting a penny on the tracks has died after being struck by a train in Greenwich.

When I was a kid, this was a common thing to do. But back in the day, the only elevated platforms at railroad stations were in big cities. Nowadays, almost all of the platforms in that are elevated and elevated platforms went in on the New Haven Line in the early 1970s. So this guy hopped down from the platform to put his penny on the rails and he didn't make it back.

That had to be a horrific thing for his family to watch, but this was pretty high up in the category of "Die; Stupid Way to".

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