Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON (AND EPSTEIN'S BFF). CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"ICE: Too Scared to be a Soldier, Too Dumb to be a Cop." -- Dropkick Murphys

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.


ICE MURDERS PEOPLE! DEFUND ICE!

Sunday, September 30, 2007

Oh Lord, Won't You Buy Me, a PT-17?

My friends all have Mooneys, this airplane would be keen,
Been quiet all my life, I'd like to be seen,
So Lord, won't you buy me, a PT-17.


So the Estate of Janis Joplin can sue me.
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BadTux said...

Your friends all have Mooneys? Uhm, okay. A PT-17 would certainly get you seen, but if you want to get anywhere quick, the Mooney M20 will do that while get you seen too and I think it's a lot sexier. Though I suppose the 6% crash rate isn't very sexy, but what is a flightless waterfowl to do?

No, I don't own a Mooney. I may be a flightless waterfowl, but that doesn't mean I'm made of money. Hold it, that doesn't make sense. Oh fuggedabout it, I'm gonna go eat some herring.

- Badtux the Flightless Penguin

10/01/2007 3:04 AM

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