Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, September 3, 2007

The Good Cat

He knows where he is supposed to be lying down.

Posted by on or about 18:01
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2 comments:

BadTux said...

Yeah right. It's like the towel on my computer chair. The cat knows he's supposed to be laying down on my computer chair, yessiree. But he doesn't care whether there is a towel there or not. He just likes my chair. I put the towel there to try to keep the hair down (I rotate said towel with a new one occasionally), just as you undoubtedly rotate that particular towel for the same reason.

- Badtux the Cat-owned Penguin

9/05/2007 2:14 AM
Comrade Misfit said...

I have a whole series of towels that I rotate. Towels on my bed (4). On the couch (2). On two chairs (2 each). Inside a box that they like to lie in (1).

They get washed weekly. And considering the amount of work it saves me by not having to clean the furniture of hair, hairballs and the like, it is well worth it.

9/05/2007 5:15 PM

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