Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, September 3, 2007

The Triangle of Death

So it seems that I am a paid-up member of the "Triangle of Death."

Well, isn't that special!

Maybe we can form an orchestra with the Sousaphone of Slaughter, the Drum of Disease, the Trombone of Terror, and the (wait for it) Violin of Violence. (You knew that one was coming.)

Or maybe this is a geometric thing, with the Dodecahedron of Disaster and the Parallelogram of Poison?
Posted by on or about 21:58
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3 comments:

BobG said...

More like the Hexagon of Hysteria on their part.

9/04/2007 2:25 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

That's better than the Square of Stupidity.

9/04/2007 3:45 PM
Lurch said...

Fortunately in an alternate universe there is the rhombus of reasonableness.

9/04/2007 10:28 PM

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