Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Monday, September 3, 2007

The Good Cat

He knows where he is supposed to be lying down.

2 comments:

BadTux said...

Yeah right. It's like the towel on my computer chair. The cat knows he's supposed to be laying down on my computer chair, yessiree. But he doesn't care whether there is a towel there or not. He just likes my chair. I put the towel there to try to keep the hair down (I rotate said towel with a new one occasionally), just as you undoubtedly rotate that particular towel for the same reason.

- Badtux the Cat-owned Penguin

Comrade Misfit said...

I have a whole series of towels that I rotate. Towels on my bed (4). On the couch (2). On two chairs (2 each). Inside a box that they like to lie in (1).

They get washed weekly. And considering the amount of work it saves me by not having to clean the furniture of hair, hairballs and the like, it is well worth it.