Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON (AND EPSTEIN'S BFF). CASE CLOSED.

“In America, THE LAW IS KING.” -Thomas Paine, Common Sense.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"ICE: Too Scared to be a Soldier, Too Dumb to be a Cop." -- Dropkick Murphys

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Wednesday, September 4, 2024

MAGA Death Squads?

There are some of the TOFF's people who are calling for death squads to kill those who don't support Don Snoreleone.

That's pretty far-fatched, but still, those fuckers are talking about it. And they are not happy about being found out.

It sort of boggles the mind that those fools are putting up YT videos and yet don't realize that other people are looking for them. I'm kind of curious what sort of lawyer thinks that there is a cause of action because the plaintiff made a video, posted it online and then is upset that people found it and passed it along.

But there are a lot of idiot lawyers out there. Like those working for Felon^34:

A federal judge on Tuesday swiftly rejected Donald Trump’s request to intervene in his New York hush money criminal case, spurning the former president’s attempt at an end-run around the state court where he was convicted and is set to be sentenced in two weeks.

You can read the decision and order here. In short, paying hush money to a porn star and then trying to cover it up isn't an official preseidential act. As if any rational person could have thought that it was.

Tuesday, September 3, 2024

Some Changes (Updated)

The Politics & Shit blogroll has become unmanageable. As in I can't delete or add things to it.

Everything has been migrated to two new blogrolls and the old one has been trashed. By "everything", I mean everything that has been updated in the last two years.

I thought about going through all of the others and deleting really old stuff, but since they are ordered by last update, there's not much of a point unless I feel like doing stuff that doesn't need to be done.

Bootsie Didn't Like It When His Plans to Rape Florida's Parks Got Leaked

And so he had the whistleblower fired.

Remember, they were trying to rush through their developmental plans before anybody found out about it. Because it's Florida and if anything is sacred in Florida, it is paving over natural spaces so some skeevy developer who makes oddles of bribes campaign contributions to Florida politicans can make a quick buck throwing up some cheap-ass project before the next Cat-4 hurricane blows through.

Laminating Them Down, Here


"Thumbs up" because he allegedly had bone spurs? 
"Thumbs up" because he's standing by the graves of people 
that he regards as "suckers" and "losers"?







Monday, September 2, 2024

And Now, an Updated Word from the Blog Mother

Rule 2:

A. Play nice. This is my place, you do not get to shit on my floor. You are free to disagree with me and with each other, but please do it nicely. Do not use words that you would not use face-to-face. Please give each other the courtesy and respect due to a person who is armed.[1] If you need to respond snarkily or nastily, then say "my response is here", throw in a link to your blog and post it there (but be a stand-up person and let readers comment).

B. Comment moderation in effect due to an assortment of bad actors. They know who they are. I moderate comments when it is convenient for me to do so. Please don't repeatedly post the same comment because you don't see what you wrote. I may end up deleting all of them.

C. Included in "playing nice" is not dropping comments that are off-topic and only serve to promote your pet cause or, worse, a commercial product. This is my soapbox, not yours. You do not make any friends or persuade people when you spam a blog or use another person's blog to promote your hot-button cause. Trust me on this one. If you have a cause to promote or a product to sell, set up your own blog. If you do not know how to do that, send me nine grand (in non-consecutively numbered bills) and I'll set one up for you.

D. Hijacking a comment thread by posting long screeds about anything will be handled without mercy. If you have a very long comment, then write about it in your own blog and then post a link to that post in the relevant comment thread.

E. If you have something good to say about somebody, don't keep it to yourself. (This isn't just a blog rule, it should be a general rule of life.)

F. Yellow cards are warning. Red cards mean that the offending comment has been deleted. Yes, I have a delete button for comments. I am not adverse to using it.

G. If it seems to me that a comment thread is becoming circular (the same arguments keep being made) or that the comments are devolving into insults, I reserve the right to shut off further comments.

H. Holocaust denial is off-limits. (I see no need to explain this one to you.)

I. Election denialism is also off-limits. Comments that deny that Joseph Biden is the duly-elected 46th President of the United States and/or repeat Trump's big lie that the 2020 election was stolen will be deleted without warning.

J. Blatant racism, homophobia, sexism, and transphobia are off-limits. If you would normally preface a remark by saying "I'm not a bigot, but..." then can it. Or be canned.
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[1] In other words, if you would not say what you are going to say to a person standing before you who has a loaded pistol in their hand, then shut the fuck up.

More Right-Wing Weird Shit

Oh, they so hate it when their incel fascism is reported.

Demented Donnie went on some rant at the Moms for Book-Burning about how kids can go to school and come home in a few days with their gender surgically changed.

“But the transgender thing is incredible. Think of it. Your kid goes to school and comes home a few days later with an operation. The school decides what’s going to happen with your child and you know many of these childs [sic] 15 years later say, what the hell happened? Who did this to me? They say, who did this to me? It’s incredible.”

That is some Grade-A Seriously Stupid Shit that was flowing out of his mouth, there. Of course, none of the Women for Nazism dared raise a finger and ask the COFF "what the fuck are you saying, you moron."

While Declining Don was blathering to that group, the Bearded Sofaphile was busily doing damage control from earlier insulting working mothers:

Donald Trump’s running mate, JD Vance, said that professional women “choose a path to misery” when they prioritize careers over having children in a September 2021 podcast interview in which he also claimed men in America were “suppressed” in their masculinity.

The Ohio senator and vice-presidential candidate said of women like his classmates at Yale Law School that “pursuing racial or gender equity is like the value system that gives their life meaning … [but] they all find that that value system leads to misery”
.

In that discussion, SofaBoy accused Democrats of using charges of racism as a cudgel and then went on to a series of racist rants about immigrants. One might plausibly suggest checking the garment bags in his closet for a set of white sheets and a pointy white hat with eyeholes. For if he's not a white supremacist, he does a damn fine job of imitating one.

Speaking of immigrants:

Sunday, September 1, 2024

Widdle Elon Sets Fire to at Least $24 Billion.

And it may be as high as $32 billion, for that is about what he and his asshole financial genius buddies have lost since they bought Twitter.

Bartender, a round of your finest Schadenfreude for the house. Put it on Jack Dorsey's tab.

FEG Hi-Power

I had always heard that the FEG Hi-Power was a knockoff of the Browning Hi-Power.

Seems that wasn't the case. It was a licensed copy, with tooling and drawings that were purchased from FN.

Heh. Heh.

Mike Lupica said: “J.D. Vance is such a bad pick I can’t believe the Jets didn’t draft him.”

The Tired Wannabee Dictator apparently doesn't understand the English language, because he arguably called himself "defective". He was speaking at an event for Moms Support Fascism and, of course, nobody there understood that point. Because they're about burning books, not learning from them.

The dumb bastard party is apparently pushing to shut down the government at the start of the new fiscal year. The few remaining sentient adults in that party know full well that government shutdowns not only don't work, the American people (minus the MAGA Morons) know damn well who was responsible for them, for when the hostages get killed, the hostage-takers are the ones at fault.

Bobby Brain-Worm is suing North Carolina to get off the ballot and New York to stay on it. I suppose there is some sort of rational reason for both moves, but it looks as relentlessly skeevy as he is.

Your Sunday Morning Prop Noise

A-26 or B-26, depending on the era.