Just an Earth-Bound Misfit: The Rantings of an Aging, Armed, Pinko Chick

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, September 3, 2024

Bootsie Didn't Like It When His Plans to Rape Florida's Parks Got Leaked

And so he had the whistleblower fired.

Remember, they were trying to rush through their developmental plans before anybody found out about it. Because it's Florida and if anything is sacred in Florida, it is paving over natural spaces so some skeevy developer who makes oddles of ~~bribes~~ campaign contributions to Florida politicans can make a quick buck throwing up some cheap-ass project before the next Cat-4 hurricane blows through.

3 comments:

Sixbears said...: They just fired the whistle blower who leaked the info to the public. FL keeps telling me it doesn't need my tourist dollars anymore and I'm listening.; 9/03/2024 4:42 PM
Spud said...: We just need a new governor; 9/04/2024 7:18 AM
Sixbears said...: I'm counting on you Spud to fix that. :); 9/04/2024 6:30 PM