Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, September 10, 2024

Remember Why Trump and Harris Have Never Met

They would have met at the swearing-in on January 20, 2021. But Trump threw a hissy fit and, like a toddler stamping his tiny feet, he stomped off to Florida instead of fulfilling his Constitutional duty and carrying out the peaceful transfer of power.

He lost, he knew that he lost, and he has been conning his cultists ever since. He's brainwashed a thousand or so people to commit felonies and do jail time.

Felon^34 has bamboozled tens of millions of Americans and there seems to be little sign of them waking up anytime soon.

Also: "Donald Trump has a one-percent lead among lunatics who answer unknown calls on their phones." -- Jimmy Kimmel

1 comment:

w3ski said...

He's finally admitted that he lost but he is still saying he was cheated. What a putz.
w3ski