B-52 scramble during the pandemic:
Find the rabbit!
20 hours ago
Sunday, July 4, 2021
Saturday, July 3, 2021
For Rent: South Dakota National Guard. Available for Parties and Whatever.
South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem said Tuesday she will use a donation from a Republican donor to fund a deployment of up to 50 South Dakota National Guard troops to the U.S. border with Mexico.
If you want to book the South Dakota National Guard for your affair, call the governor's office at 605-773-3212. Operators may be standing by (this is a holiday weekend).
Not an Article from The Onion
The LAPD blew up its own bomb truck.
It's getting harder and harder to tell the difference between fact and satire.
It's getting harder and harder to tell the difference between fact and satire.
Caturday
Speck is waiting to make a run at the food bowl for the outdoor cat.
He earned that name because he rarely leaves a speck of food behind.
He earned that name because he rarely leaves a speck of food behind.
Friday, July 2, 2021
An Interesting Twitter Thread on the soon-to-be Bankrupt Fanta Furby
You can read it here.
Executive summary: Commercial loans have "borrower shall keep hones books" and "right to inspect the books" clauses. If a borrower is cooking the books, the lender has the right to pull the loans. There are four counts of falsifying business records.
You can read the indictment here. There is mention of "Unindicted Co-conspirator #1," who is not named, but it's a pretty safe bet that his initials are DJT.
Shellac-Face's public defense seems to be "everyone doew it, no big deal," which isn't going to fly in court.
Executive summary: Commercial loans have "borrower shall keep hones books" and "right to inspect the books" clauses. If a borrower is cooking the books, the lender has the right to pull the loans. There are four counts of falsifying business records.
You can read the indictment here. There is mention of "Unindicted Co-conspirator #1," who is not named, but it's a pretty safe bet that his initials are DJT.
Shellac-Face's public defense seems to be "everyone doew it, no big deal," which isn't going to fly in court.
Thursday, July 1, 2021
Dig the Hole Deeper to Cut Down on His Trip
Donald Rumsfeld, the two-time defense secretary and one-time presidential candidate whose reputation as a skilled bureaucrat and visionary of a modern U.S. military was unraveled by the long and costly Iraq war, died Tuesday. He was 88.
Rumsfeld was a disgusting piece of shit who tried to make NYC's financial crisis in 1975 even worse, on the hope that the Wall Street firms would flee to Chiraq. That was around the time that he and Dick Cheney covered up war crimes committed during the Vietnam War.
Rumsfeld was instrumental in hollowing out the Navy; the collisions-at-sea of the USS McCain and the USS Fitzgerald can be attributed, in part, to Rumsfeld's gutting of training and of manning.
Rumsfeld complicity in the Iraq War is obvious to the most casual observer, as was his willingness to oversee the commission of war crimes.
Rumsfeld richly deserved to spend the rest of his life in a prison cell, not in a cushy retirement.
May he both burn and rot in Hell. May his name become a synonym for a bureaucratic fuckup of epic proportions.
ETA per a comment:
Rummy's classic blunder, done twice:
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