Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON (AND EPSTEIN'S BFF). CASE CLOSED.

“In America, THE LAW IS KING.” -Thomas Paine, Common Sense.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"ICE: Too Scared to be a Soldier, Too Dumb to be a Cop." -- Dropkick Murphys

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Wednesday, September 16, 2026

Slippering These Down, Here






Let's conduct the experiment, shall we?

Speaking of rich shitbirds, here's Bill Ackman:
Ackman's a billionaire for whom walking away from a house would be,
if you were worth $100,000, losing $100.
But most people can't do that and if they can't sell their homes
because the houses are no longer insurable, they can't fucking move.
So yes, let's try eating the fucking rich.

Meanwhile, JD is the dumbest motherfucker in the Administration:

So let's send him to jail.

1 comment:

dinthebeast said...

I really don't want to eat any billionaires because cannibalism, but feeding them to the hogs and making carnitas sounds doable...

-Doug in Sugar Pine