Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON (AND EPSTEIN'S BFF). CASE CLOSED.

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"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Sunday, September 6, 2026

Shitposter-in-Chief

He's started a war he can't win, inflation's rising, diesel fuel's hitting record highs, his top lackies couldn't negotiate a lease to an ice cream truck, let alone cut a deal to end his stupid war, and what does he do (in between Natalie changing his diaper? He shitposts about renaming New Mexico.

This after yet again making the US look like a buffoon nation.

Thanks, all you jagoffs who voted for him.

5 comments:

dan gerene said...

How about renaming Gitmo, "Trump's New Home."

Ivory Bill Woodpecker said...

Let's not forget all the other jagoffs who either voted for a unicorn candidate, or (far more commonly) freely chose not to vote at all.

All three of those groups now have the government they deserve.

Alas, the rest of us are also stuck with that government, though at least we can start doing something about that in November.

Eck! said...

I wonder what those New Mexicans think of the rename. I don't think states appreciate that.

dinthebeast said...

The governor has clarified that it's not up for debate.

-Doug in Sugar Pine

Stewart Dean said...

Diesel's high, but recall two more important related facts:
1) It's identical to #2 fuel oil that heats many of the nation's homes and there is no magical second source for it...
2) The need to heat your house is inelastic, as is the supply of diesel/#2 FO
Which means that presently people all over America are going to be calling their suppliers to fill their tank and start their furnace....and it won't be available at any price most of us can afford.
I see $10...$15..$20 a gallon and a lot of (justifiably) upset if not panicked people. Alas, the crunch won't really hit until after the midterms.
Actions, like vanity wars and voting for malign morons, have consequences.
America, in so many ways, was born on 3rd base and thinks it's entitled, that politics is boring and they're are crooks, so why bother finding out about it.
Consequences......