Donald Trump said on Saturday he is deploying troops to Portland, Oregon, “authorizing Full Force, if necessary”, ignoring pleas from local officials and the state’s congressional delegation, who suggested that the president was misinformed or lying about the nature and scale of a single, small protest outside one federal immigration enforcement office.
Trump made the announcement on social media, using references to antifascists and US Immigration and Customs Enforcement (Ice). He claimed that the deployment was necessary “to protect War ravaged Portland, and any of our ICE Facilities under siege from attack by Antifa, and other domestic terrorists”.
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A visit by the Guardian to downtown Portland on Saturday morning confirmed that the city is placid, the farmers’ market was packed and the protest against immigration enforcement in an outlying residential neighborhood remained small. There were just four protesters on the sidewalk near the Ice field office Trump claimed was “under siege”. One, wearing a chicken costume and draped in an American flag, held up a sign that read: “Portland Will Outlive Him.” Passing motorists honked in appreciation.
So the Bloated Old Boob watched Fox and somebody then told him that there was trendy arugula in the Portland farmers' market and he snapped. So the troops will go and stand around with their guns and their thumbs up their asses, writing letters to their homes.
Those supporting Private Bonespurs are, if they're honest, know that they're supporting a demented lunatic. But they lie to themselves that it doesn't matter. They are traitors to the Consitution.
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+1 for the trendy arugula
While "policing the area", mostly a euphemism for picking up butts and other trash; get the dog poop too. A far better result than chasing down 3 or 4 protesters or deporting granny to the hinterlands.
Soon it will be Halloween and just like the stores who start Halloween sales this early I am planning to put out my big plastic Trumpkin. How many troops does one think will be surrounding my house next week? How big of a stock of food should I put I for the siege? Or maybe dig an escape tunnel beforehand?
Also, does one wear makeup for TV News interviews?
Hes having a fever dream while wake. Maybe someone should woke him.
Best weapon for this war? I'm going with foam pool noodles or maybe nerf club.
Eck!
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