Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON (AND EPSTEIN'S BFF). CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Monday, September 29, 2025

The Kavanaugh Stop

Consequences of the ICEstapo arresting brown people is that they are, in fact, arresting innocent people.

One plaintiff, Jose Escobar Molina, was approached and immediately handcuffed by plainclothed unidentified federal agents outside of his apartment building on the morning of August 21, despite having a valid Temporary Protected Status for El Salvador since 2001 and living in D.C. for 25 years. The officers did not have a warrant and never asked for Escobar Molina's name, identification, immigration status, or about his ties to the community—ties that are often used to assess whether someone is a flight risk.

According to the lawsuit, when he told the officers that he had legal immigration status, they replied, "No you don't. You are illegal." After being put into a vehicle, he pressed the issue again and told the officers he had "papers." To which the driver responded by yelling, "Shut up, bitch! You're illegal."

After spending the night in immigration detention, an Immigration and Customs Enforcement supervisor realized that Escobar Molina did, in fact, have legal status, and he was finally released
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The ICEstapo is not shy about admitting that they are arresting brown people based solely on how they look.

But hey, Justice Kavanaugh said it was OK to arrest people based on their skin color, so the Puppy-Slayer's goons are doing just that.

Crickets From the Right

On Sunday, news broke out of Michigan that a lone gunman crashed his vehicle into a Mormon church, opened fire, and set the building ablaze—another horrific act of violence in a country where such scenes have become all too common. Almost immediately, speculation swirled on Twitter, with far-right voices rushing to blame a Muslim or a “transgender leftist,” their favored scapegoats after mass shootings. But early images told a different story: the truck rammed into the church flew two large American flags and bore an Iraq War veteran plate. The shooter was no Muslim, no trans person. He was a Trump-supporting combat veteran—a cisgender white man who fit the profile of so many American mass shooters.

Just like that, the story faded from the political radar. There were no calls in the aftermath to investigate Trump supporters as potential terrorists. No national conversations about the violent capacity of cisgender men. No discussions about whether white people who fly massive American flags on the backs of their trucks should have their guns taken away. No presidential proclamations casting suspicion on the identity of this mass shooter. Cisgender combat veterans will not spend the days after this tragedy fearing that their rights will be stripped away because of the actions of one man.

Meanwhile, in North Carolina, another mass shooting by a combat vet. No calls from the Trump Administration to declare white male combat veterans as being mentally ill or some other machination to strip them of their rights.

The far Right is a hate group. They always have been, since they began lynching former slaves 160 years ago.

The General Officers' Meeting

It seems that the entire event is nothing but an ego-fluffing session for Wiskey Pete that has now been bigfooted by the Obese Orange Dementia Case.

Untold millions of dollars this is costing, only so those two narcissists can see an audience full of general officers.

One thing that neither of those clowns knows is that those who spend time in the service have pretty good horseshit detectors; those are going off across the entire DoD. WETSU! WETSU!

Sunday, September 28, 2025

Trump Shutting Down the Government Because of Epstein


Everything evil that the Orange Demented Buffoon has been doing has been to distract the American people from the fact that he is in the Epstein files. This government shutdown is no different.

Your Sunday Morning Prop Noise

A Jug:

Saturday, September 27, 2025

Our TV-Fixated, Brain-Damaged President

Donald Trump said on Saturday he is deploying troops to Portland, Oregon, “authorizing Full Force, if necessary”, ignoring pleas from local officials and the state’s congressional delegation, who suggested that the president was misinformed or lying about the nature and scale of a single, small protest outside one federal immigration enforcement office.

Trump made the announcement on social media, using references to antifascists and US Immigration and Customs Enforcement (Ice). He claimed that the deployment was necessary “to protect War ravaged Portland, and any of our ICE Facilities under siege from attack by Antifa, and other domestic terrorists”.
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A visit by the Guardian to downtown Portland on Saturday morning confirmed that the city is placid, the farmers’ market was packed and the protest against immigration enforcement in an outlying residential neighborhood remained small. There were just four protesters on the sidewalk near the Ice field office Trump claimed was “under siege”. One, wearing a chicken costume and draped in an American flag, held up a sign that read: “Portland Will Outlive Him.” Passing motorists honked in appreciation.

So the Bloated Old Boob watched Fox and somebody then told him that there was trendy arugula in the Portland farmers' market and he snapped. So the troops will go and stand around with their guns and their thumbs up their asses, writing letters to their homes.

Those supporting Private Bonespurs are, if they're honest, know that they're supporting a demented lunatic. But they lie to themselves that it doesn't matter. They are traitors to the Consitution.

GOP: Free Speech For Me, Executions For Thee

An Arizona Republican lawmaker on Wednesday called for the execution of a Democratic congresswoman because she urged people upset with President Donald Trump to protest in the streets.

Kingman Republican Rep. John Gillette wrote on the social media site X that U.S. Rep. Pramila Jayapal, a Democrat from Washington, was calling for the the government to be overthrown and should be hanged.

Right, the party that has spent the last several years bleating about free speech and screaming about "cancel culture" now wants to lynch anyone who says anything nasty about Lord Voldemoron of Mar-a-Lago. And don't think it is a coincidence that this clown wants to hang a woman of color for having the temerity to say anything derogatory about His Orange Babyman God.

Conservatives: Guns and free spech only for white men.

Prove me wrong.

Caturday

Chip gets some sun.

Friday, September 26, 2025

Epstein Keeps on Giving

Steve Bannon, Peter Thiel and Elon Musk are surfacing as good buddies of Epstein.

Meanwhile, Lord Voldemoron is releasing the Earhart files.


It would seem kind of dumb of Cadet Bonespurs to be drawing attention to his ability to release government files.

EARHART
EPRHART
EPRTART
EPRTERT
EPSTERT
EPSTERN
EPSTEIN

Meanwhile, rating matter, so Sinclair and Nextel have thrown in the towel on their boycotts of Jimmy Kimmel Live. Both companies, especially Sinclair, made demands of both Disney and Jimmy Kimmel before they'd put the show back on and, according to reporting, they got...



What they apparently got was a subtle threat that if they, as network affiliates, refused to air network programming, that maybe they would lose their affiliation.

The Grifter Administration, Episode the Epsteinth

They are just fucking corrupt AF:

As Steve Witkoff, President Trump’s envoy to the Middle East, conducted delicate cease-fire negotiations between Israel and Hamas this year, his son Alex was on another mission. He was quietly soliciting billions of dollars from some of the same governments whose representatives were involved in peace talks with his father.

Alex Witkoff pitched Qatar, a mediator in the Gaza talks and a key U.S. ally in the Middle East, on a planned investment fund focused on commercial real estate projects in the United States, according to a spokeswoman for Qatar’s sovereign wealth fund.

Nothing changes for these clowns. They keep on leveraging their connections to Lord Voldemoron to wedge money out of foreign governments.

Because It's Friday

On the Atcheson, Tpoeka and Santa Fe.

Comey Indictment

By now, unless you've been in a cave or a coma, you know that Trump's DoJ, on his direct order, procured an indictment of James Comey.

the Feds to Comey probably doesn't have many political friends. In the space of a year, he managed to piss off both Republicans and Democrats, by investigating Trump over his connections to Russia and by throwing the election to Trump. So it's probably a smart move to go after him, first.

But it's still both pernicious as hell and likely to fail. A president publicly acting as a shot-caller for the DoJ, which formerly operated somewhat independently, turns the criminal justice system into a travesty. It would have, in an earlier time, been enough to trigger an impeachment. It may also make it harder for prosecutors in other cases to win convictions, as it may be in the minds of jurors to wonder whether or not the charges are fair.

It's likely to fail as the defense will have a wealth of information to show that Preznit Voldemoron has been trying to prejudice the case. It may fail because his handpicked stooge may have to run the case herself, as no career prosecutor was willing to sign the charge sheet and, for some reason, La Stooge signed and filed two charge sheets and then denied knowledge of that to the judge. She may have to present the case as a complete newbie and she's already demonstrated to the judge that she doesn't know what she's doing. It's quite likely that the case will fall completely apart. I would not be surprised if the defense was able to suggest that, what with the directed dropping of the Homan bribery case, that there's not justice coming from the DoJ.

Republicans should also be aware of the Golden Rule of Politics: I"ll Do Unto You Like You Did Unto Me.

Wednesday, September 24, 2025

Thin-Skinned Elderly Manbaby Can't Stand Being Mocked

As quickly as it appeared, it is gone. The statue of President Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein has been hauled off of the National Mall.
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But Wednesday morning, U.S. Park Police removed the statue around 5:30 a.m. Reddit user Are-you-a-vegetable caught the act in a video posted to the Washington, D.C. subreddit.

A permit for the statue said it is allowed to remain on the mall until 8 p.m. Sunday, Sept. 28. Park Police told WUSA9 that it was removed for not being in compliance with the permit, but they did not explain how it violated the permit.

It violated the super-secret Thou Shalt Not Mock the Orange Emperor clause of the permit.

Every day is now National Make Fun of Donald Trump Day.

And so:

In Case You Live in an Area Where Conservative Cowards Own TV Stations

He is Jimmy Kimmel's monologue from last night:



The one thing that is clear from the Kimmel mess is there are a lot of conservatives who have shown in the last week that their committment to free speech only applies to speech they agree with. Whether or not you continue to watch stations owned by Sinclair and Nexstar is up to you.

Tuesday, September 23, 2025

Melt Down the Umpire! Melt Down the Umpire!

Robot umpires are getting called up to the big leagues next season.

It's not quite a full replacement of the umpires, but make no mistake about it, we are getting there.

Raking These Down Here











ICEstapo Stoops to Hostage-Taking

"Nice kid you have. Be sad if something happened to her."

A Guatemalan family from Leominster, Massachusetts, says federal agents from Immigration and Customs Enforcement detained their 5-year-old daughter outside their home to pressure her father to surrender.

Die Hitler Society and the ICEstapo are just evil. But to be fair, they've been goons for a long time.

Kimmel May Not Be Back in Your Area

If your local affiliate is owned by Sinclair, they're not airing Kimmel's show. They're insisting that Kimmel pay tribute to Kirk's estate. That's not a surprise, the owers are serious far-right goons. Their news programs are notorious for being more propaganda than news.

If you have a station in your area that is owned by Sinclair, regardless of the network it airs, switch them off. If you want to do more, look up the station's address and send the manager a physical letter. If you have friends who feel the same way, ask them to do the same. Email is too easy to ignore. Hell, if they have a fax number, send them one, if you still have a computer with a built-in modem.

Monday, September 22, 2025

Witchcraft and Superstition Are Back in Control

Doctors in the US will soon be advised not to prescribe the pain reliever Tylenol to pregnant women, US President Donald Trump said, citing a disputed link between the drug and autism.

Trump made the announcement on Monday in the Oval Office alongside Health Secretary Robert F Kennedy Jr.

The US president claimed that taking Tylenol, known as paracetamol elsewhere, "is no good" and that pregnant women should only take it in cases of extreme fever
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With no scientific or medical consensus on the matter, it's clear that superstition and ignorance are the rule of the day for the mornonic clusterfuck that we call the Trump Administration. Bobby and Donnie are some of the stupidest motherfuckers ever to be found outside of a locked ward.

L' Shana Tovah!


May you be inscribed and sealed for a good and sweet year.

The Mouse Has Been Dragged Back To Its Feet

ABC will be putting Jimmy Kimmel Live! back on the air on Tuesday, less than a week after the show was abruptly suspended over comments made by its host.

I don't know how many people canceled memberships in Disney+, Hulu and cruises or stays in their parks, but I'm betting it was not a small number. And that may be why Disney has made Kimmel's "suspension" a short one.

Now we'll see if those amoral bastards at Nextel and Sinclair go along.

Sunday, September 21, 2025

Trump Not the First

Nixon was pretty awful, too.

On the other hand, Johnson, Bush I and Clinton all understood what a free press did.

DHS Has a Sad

From DHS:

DHS is calling on the media, leftist groups, and sanctuary politicians to end their demonizing DHS law enforcement.

Response Follows:

Dear DHS/ICE:

If you want people to stop calling you "Nazis" and the "ICEstapo", then I have a possibly useful suggestion for you:

STOP ACTING LIKE NAZIS AND THE GESTAPO!

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Sincerely,
Me

(DHS = Die Hitler Society)

Your Sunday Morning Airplane Noise

Arrivers at the old fart airshow in Germany.

Friday, September 19, 2025

Tomorrow, I Will Embed This Dutch Clip

But it's too funny to not share right away.

Unless you're a Trumpanzee, that is.

Well, Now

Republican Sen. Ted Cruz of Texas sharply criticized Federal Communications Commission Chairman Brendan Carr for his comments related to late-night host Jimmy Kimmel shortly before ABC pulled his show off the air.
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Cruz noted that he was no fan of Kimmel’s, and said he is “thrilled that he was fired” over his comments about Kirk.

“But let me tell you, if the government gets in the business of saying we don’t say what you the media have said, we’re going to ban you from the airwaves if you don’t say what we like, that will end up bad for conservatives,” Cruz said.

I didn't have "agree with Ted Cruz about something" on my bingo card. Props to him for disagreeing with the Orange Demented Fascist.

Because It's Friday

The Maryland Steam Show:

Pro Tip: If You Don't Want to Be Called a Nazi, Don't Act Like a Nazi


President Donald Trump has suggested some TV networks should have their licences "taken away".
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"I have read some place that the networks were 97% against me, again, 97% negative, and yet I won and easily [in last year's election]," the president said.

"They give me only bad publicity [and] press. I mean, they're getting a licence. I would think maybe their licence should be taken away."

Remember this: Once a tool is added to the presidential toolbox, it is available for use by all future presidents. It will be interesting to see what happens when a Democratic president threatens the broadcast licenses of Fox affiliates. As the Political Golden Rule holds: I'll Do Unto You As You Did Unto Me.

Full props to ABC News, for they are not soft-pedaling their network's bowing to Trump's censorship demands.

Thursday, September 18, 2025

In Solidarity With Jimmy Kimmel, I have One Thing to Say (Updated)

Fuck Charlie Kirk.

I don't know if, in his heart, Kirk was a bigot. But he was a performative bigot, slinging around racist, sexist, homophobic, xenophobic claptrap. If he played music, he would have been a classic shock jock, stirring up people in order to build an audience.

So yes, fuck him.

And fuck Sinclair and everybody who works for them.

And remember this guy?
Fuck him, too.

Trumping These Down, Here