Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

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If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

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"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Monday, January 6, 2025

Bezos Finds Another Way to Suck Up

By greenlighting a biopic about a mediocre fashion model from Communist Eastern Europe who married a wealthy American sexual predator.
Harry Turtledove has a casting suggestion for the lead role:

9 comments:

Nebris said...

spits

dan gerene said...

Maybe the new term "Bezos" will replace the older term from the 90's. And Monica Lewinsky will be so relieved.

Michael said...

LOL you didn't complain when Bezos was kissing your liberal asses.

Rich folks know to follow the power, and your side lost most of it aside from domestic terrorism like Banning American Oil production, thanks Mr. Potato Head.

Enjoy a rapidly falling lifestyle as the blowback from Democrat policies and Fed obedience to keep those economic plates spinning to avoid the Greater Depression and America's bankruptcy.

Comrade Misfit said...

Inflation's down, we're not officially at war with anyone, there's no pandemic, let's see if your Demented Orange God can keep that going.

Oh, and did you forget that a quarter of the National Debt was incurred during the last time Your Bloated hero was in office? Yeah, I thought so.

Eck! said...

Actually we did complain about Bezos. However you memory of how
it was is becoming like demented donnie's. But He will fix that and
make reality match your memory of terrible things.

The clown show is just beginning.

Eck!

Pete said...

The US produced an average of 12.9 million barrels of oil per day in 2023, the most it has ever produced (including each of the four years that Trump was president). I don't think that could happen if domestic oil production had been banned. But don't let facts get in the way of your narrative.

https://www.eia.gov/todayinenergy/detail.php?id=61545

Comrade Misfit said...

Pete, nothing in the original post or the comments said anything about oil production. So your point makes zero sense. Carry on.

Comrade Misfit said...

Welp, I let someone on the Banhammer List get by. My bad.

Pete said...

Michael's comment suggested that American oil production had been banned--I'm guessing by Biden. Just proving that it hadn't.