Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Monday, August 12, 2024

The Trump-Trot (or Gish Gallop)

At Demented Donnie's presser last week, he told 162 lies in 64 minutes. That is close to three fibs a minute, a lie every 23 seconds.

It really is no exaggeration to say that every word that Donald Trump says is a lie, including the articles and conjunctions. He can't not lie about anything and everything. No wonder his lawyers won't let him take the stand; he'd talk himself into multiple perjury charges in a few minutes.

All he does is:

He's just not right in the head, bless his heart.

Meanwhile, he's flying around on Jeffry Epstein's old Gulfstream. Snark seems superfluous.

1 comment:

Sikhandtake said...

"Meanwhile, he's flying around on Jeffry Epstein's old Gulfstream." Now *theres* a set of seat cushions that need a (forensic) sniff test.