Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

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If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

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"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Wednesday, August 7, 2024

It Was Just After Dawn When the Truck Overturned on the Highway to Mystic, CT, Carrying Eighty Thousand Pounds of Oranges

OK, it doesn't fit as well as last winter's crash.

Old Mystic Fire Chief Ken Richards said a tractor trailer carrying an estimated 80,000 pounds, or 40 tons of oranges, overturned early Tuesday on Interstate 95 northbound between the Allyn Street overpass and the [Mystic Harbor] scenic overlook.

Richards said his firefighters arrived a little after 4 a.m. to find a tractor trailer had flipped on its side, with the front of the truck still on the highway and the trailer on the other side of the crushed guardrail. He estimated the truck took out about 250 feet of guardrail in the area between exit 88 and 90
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The driver had minor injuries; the oranges are all right. So they'll get to Boston, on wherever they were headed.

3 comments:

Eck! said...

Brings to mind...

Thirty thousand pounds...
Of mashed bananas.
--Harry Chapin

Eck!

M. Bouffant said...

Getting closer to the Firesign Theatre every time.

Ten Bears said...

Had to click through, hoping to see it hanging from a bridge or something but noooo ... just some few seconds of a trailer tipped over and a non-descript tv personality who really should have spent that implant money on a class in public speaking

At first I thought maybe you were sharing an opening chapter of a new book ...