Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Thursday, August 15, 2024

Rich Nut Job Seeks Employment

Bobby Brainworm has been talking to both campaigns about an endorsement in exchange for a job.

No word if either campaign is crazy enough to want him on board.

4 comments:

w3ski said...

The guy sure has a high opinion of himself. I read where he would "endorse Kamala in exchange for a cabinet position". Secretary of no in my opinion. That brain worm didn't do him any good at all. I thought it might relieve some of that stuffed head feeling for him.
w3ski

Eck! said...

Just weird.

That and the worm devoured the best part.

Eck!

dinthebeast said...

Reminds me a little of when Herman Cain wanted to be secretary of defense...

-Doug in Sugar Pine

DTWND said...

"Excuse me, Mr. Kennedy. We'd like to speak to the worm, please."

Would make about as much sense.

Dale