Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, May 8, 2024

Fly on a 787 Made in South Carolina. Maybe the Wings Won't Fall Off. Maybe

Some of the inspections that the crack workers in South Carolina were gundecking was whether or not the wings were properly attached to the fuselage.

The only thing that Boeing cares about is making more money so that the vultures perched in the C-Suites make even more money. If the airplanes manage to stay in the air, that's a lagniappe.

If one of those airplanes crashes, the passengers' families should be allowed to enter a lottery to be on the firing squads that execute Boeing executives.

There's an old story, from Soviet times, that a tall apartment building was constructed before someone realized that the design team left off the elevators. They were all given apartments on the top floor and ordered to live there. So maybe a couple of 787s with loose wing bolts can be set aside for the use of Boeing's executives and that's the planes they have to fly on.

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