Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Thursday, December 14, 2023

Shorter Gym Jordan: A Rule For Me and a Rule For Thee
(An Entry From the Beclowning Files)

He defied a congressional subpoena and he's mad because Hunter Biden has defied his subpoena.

Ol' Gym said that the subpoena he got was a "partisan political stunt", which are words that perfectly describe his subpoena to Hunter, as he and his party of partisan seditionists pursue an evidence-free impeachment inquiry.

The central point, though, is that Gym and the rest of his caucus don't get out of bed and take a shit unless so instructed by the TOFF. Their mouths don't move unless the TOFF wiggles his fingers.

1 comment:

Eck! said...

They do it and claim rights not in existence and then get PO'd when someone does it to them they wail, gnash, and moan... Mostly moan.


Rethugs, they can't finish anything.


Eck!