Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Saturday, December 30, 2023

Crybaby Russians

The Russians pummelled Ukrainian cities with various missles. So the Ukrainians hit back on one Russian city; the Russians screamed like stuck pigs and whined to the UN Security Council.

I have nothing good to say about Russia whatsoever. So I'll leave it at that.

2 comments:

dan gerene said...

Mom (sing-song voice), Voldy hit me back. I didn't do nuttin' to him.

seafury said...

I'm no rocket surgeon, but I finally get why republicans like the Russians.