Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, November 16, 2023

The Vegas Athletics

The Oakland A's are going to move sometime after the 2024 season.

Every current season ticket holder should cancel their tickets for 2024. Any Oakland A's fan who goes to a game next year has no self-respect and should have their heads examined. The Coliseum should be so empty during home games that the team would have to give free tickets to homeless people in order to have anyone in attendance.

3 comments:

Jones, Jon Jones said...

The owner of the Brewers was on that advisory committee. Did he leverage the rubes in Wisconsin?

The Milwaukee Brewers are receiving assurances from government agencies that $500 million in public funding will be available to renovate the 2001-opened American Family Field (originally called Miller Park) and keep the Brewers in place to 2050.

“We now can all go to sleep tonight knowing the Brewers are going to be here for the next generation in a great, beautifully maintained ballpark that is worthy of fan support,” Rick Schlesinger, Brewers president of business operations, says in a statement.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/timnewcomb/2023/11/16/wisconsin-backs-brewers-with-500-million-for-stadium-upgrades/?sh=316a249b1d7f

V6Math said...

As an Oakland native, I could not agree more.

Spud said...

First , the Raiders. Now the A's ?
Sacrilegious , I say...