Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, August 29, 2023

Striking These Down, Here


Jones, Jon Jones said...

The saying back in the day was: show me a man that doesn't eat his wife and I'll show you a marriage I can break up.

Stewart Dean said...

The Kubrick stare AKA the hairy eyebrow

dan gerene said...

When I went to my 50th high school reunion (6 years ago) I almost walked out because I thought I walked into something like a senior citizen's dinner. And after fifty years these kids kept their personalities some nice and a few were still just as cliquey as they were before.
Myself, I never look in the mirror anymore because some old guy keeps staring at me.