Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, July 22, 2023

Shorter Toddler TOFF: "Mine! Mine! Mine!"

He really does have the mindset of a toddler: Everything that he touches is his.

Former US president Donald Trump says he will return a set of ancient oil lamps to the Israel Antiquities Authority.

“These historic items were presented by a representative of the Israeli antiquities authority with the full support of the organization,” the Wall Street Journal quoted an unidentified Trump spokesman as saying. “As the items were displayed as originally intended, the office will be expediting their return to the organization’s representative.”

The announcement, published on Thursday, came after a revelation this week in Haaretz that the Israel Antiquities Authority had been asking for the return of the lamps for months, to no avail.

Oh, they're all trying to cover and protect that theiving fat ball of orange slime with varying excuses, but we all know the truth: Anything that he can get his tiny hands on, he steals. It's a minor miracle that he didn't go over to the National Archives and take the original copy of the Constitution.

5 comments:

Stewart Dean said...

There's details on the FUBARs that happened here:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/religion/2023/07/21/trump-israel-artifacts-return/

I've been saying that the Right makes Wile E. Coyote look like Einstein.....

Boots Mom said...

He didn't steal the copy of the original Constitution probably he doesn't know what it is. He probably isn't, wasn't aware of The National Archives existence. See, this Orange POS is, this FOR SURE, illiterate as they come. Don't you know he would have stolen it if he had known.
Maybe Israel might want to think really hard about getting these valuables back. He's touched them and they just might be cursed.
What a HORRIBLE person !!!!!!!!

DTWND said...

If he did take it you can bet that it would have edit marks all over it….. in black sharpie.

Dale

Skepticat said...

Um, has anyone CHECKED the archives lately?

dinthebeast said...

He wouldn't want the constitution because it says he can't be the dictator...

-Doug in Sugar Pine