Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Sunday, July 9, 2023

Bet That They Are Already Claiming that He Was Killed as Part of a Conspiracy

The leader of a QAnon cult who convinced thousands of people that former president John F. Kennedy and his son JFK, Jr. are still alive has died, VICE News can exclusively report.

Michael Protzman, 60, died last Friday in the Mayo Clinic in Rochester, Minnesota a week after an accident at the Meadow Valley Motocross track in Millville, Minnesota. Protzman’s death was confirmed to VICE News in a phone call with the Minnesota Department of Health.

His wet-brained followers believe that this is all part of the plot to reveal the TOFF as JFK, Jr., or that the TOFF has JFK, Jr. stashed away. Maybe he's impersonating RFK, Jr. Who the hell knows what they believe, because they are all about as crazy as one can be outside of a locked ward.

4 comments:

JustMusing said...

The Q-virus keeps morphing and re-infecting the cave dwellers.

dinthebeast said...

60 is pretty old to be riding motocross. I felt like I was getting too old for it at 22.

-Doug in Sugar Pine

Eck! said...

Moto at 60 seriously? I stopped at 23 because I felt I was risking
breaking something big time.

It doesn't qualify as Darwin as it not at all creative,
more like suicidal.



Eck!

Ten Bears said...

Now to be fair ... a piano could have fell on him

Could've got drunk and in a fight ...