Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Once you have paid him the Danegeld, you never get rid of the Dane." -- Rudyard Kipling

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

Democracy Dies When Billionaires and Hedge Funds Buy Newspapers.

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Thursday, April 20, 2023

Galumping These Down, Here




3 comments:

Stewart Dean said...

Lucas smoke replacement kit gag is maybe 60 years old or more. With their single digit MTBF, Lucas electrics would get your attention during nighttime driving, hence Lucas, Prince of Darkness. The early Minis had a couple of fuses for everything...but then there wasn't much in the early Minis.

CenterPuke88 said...

Lucas Fuel Injection gets a lot of shit, but they did win a load of races and Championships…

Bonus Florida fun: https://ourtallahassee.com/florida-prosecutors-racism-policy-leaked/

Comrade Misfit said...

CP88, I’ll probably use that.