Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, August 16, 2021

Laying These Down Here



Posted by on or about 14:20
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3 comments:

Jimmy T said...

Two for ya Comrade...

https://i.redd.it/0g63aj5milh71.jpg

https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-VUK-yKafml8/YRVetR65JaI/AAAAAAACO-c/IbVs2garpkAIt5QAFxf4lteSH2FcK4u2QCLcBGAsYHQ/s750/5%2Bdave%2Bwhamond.png

8/16/2021 6:25 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

I can use those, thanks!

8/16/2021 8:06 PM
Ten Bears said...

In keeping with the elegant, more civilized light saber meme ... I used that recently to describe the difference between inhaling cannabis vapors and smoking weed.

There might be hope ...

8/17/2021 6:32 AM

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