The public defender told Judge Deborah Fine in court Monday that [the Horned Seditious Asswipe] was on an extremely restrictive diet, perhaps for religious reasons, and had not eaten since he was taken into custody.
Judge Fine responded that information was “deeply concerning” and ordered [Asswipe's] public defender to work with the U.S. Marshal's Office on the dietary concerns.
"We will abide by the judge's order," David Gonzales, U.S. Marshal for the District of Arizona, told ABC15 Monday evening. Gonzales added that [Asswipe] will be provided food in line with a shaman's strict organic diet.
Right. The jails that I've had some passing familiarity with (when I was practicing law) would have solved the issue by putting Asswipe in isolation and giving him jail food. If he refused to eat it, they would have strapped him into a torture device known as a "compliance chair", force-fed him and then left him in the chair until he couldn't vomit the food back up. Oh, there would be a hearing on whether or not his desire for organic food was legitimate, maybe in eight weeks or so, whenever they could get on the judge's calendar.
But then again, they were used to dealing with white trash and poor minorities, not high-profile MAGA seditionists.
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Hey Chairman, what are you, Lazuli Long? Lawyer, airman, sailor (and maybe of the black gang), marksman....and however you want or don't to indicate gender
..how many shingles have you hung up?
When he gets hungry enough, he will eat, or he will starve to death. It is of no concern to me. It is our responsibility to offer him decent food. It doesn't need to be "organic " or special in any way. When or if he gets back on his feet, he can buy his own goddam food.
Remember the Muslim they executed who asked for an Imam but was told they could make do with a chaplain?
And I just did a Google search looking for the name of the 19 year old woman I read about on Twitter who died in jail because she was denied medication she needed for her serious medical condition and I didn't find her because of all the other results for "woman dies in jail refused medication", and the times I've been in jail I know for a fact they would have laughed their asses off if I asked for special food, while the other inmates would have been jockeying to get what I was refusing.
-Doug in Sugar Pine
When I was a kid I was told don't get into trouble and go to jail, Because in jail all you got was bread and water. Since he wants to look like a buffalo feed him organic prairie grass and water. Precious little snowflake.
Didn't I read the judge was very concerned about his welfare and ordered his public defender and the jail to work together? Geez you're the public face of the bravest most lethal army in the history of the world, and all you want are meals from Whole Foods delivered by door dash and NO ONE is going to let you forget it.And isn't it just like the socialist criminal justice system to torture a freedom fighter like this.
I really wouldn't want to touch any "special meal" in Jail. It's not the food but rather the additives that the kitchen staff and or the guards will apply that worry me.
He should have kept his mouth shut.
w3ski
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