Fly the Fiendish Skies, Maybe You Won't Die

As the man returned from the lavatory with a mask dangling from one ear, a flight attendant asked him to put it on properly.

“Why? Is something going on that I should know about?” the passenger asked, before grabbing the mask and ripping the string. “Damn it, I guess I can’t wear it now.”

Other passengers have verbally abused and taunted flight attendants trying to enforce airline mask requirements, treating the potentially lifesaving act as a pandemic game of cat-and-mouse.

The story is a depressing litany of passengers' intransigence and defiance of mask rules. The problem is that if you fly, you're confined in an aluminum tube with those covidiots.

Better to have taken Dr.Fauci's advice to not travel or, if possible, take a sleeper car.