Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, January 1, 2021

The 21st Century is Now Old Enough to Drink

And. after this past year, it needs to.

So say we all.

Happy New Year! I hope that 2021 is a better year for us all. (That's a pretty low bar to hurdle.)
Posted by on or about 00:00

7 comments:

Ten Bears said...

That, Cap'n, is not reassuring.

One the other hand, G'ma always said look for silver linings: this past year marked thirty-three (33) years drug and (relatively) alcohol free. Half my life.

EYep, there's nothin' worse than a reformed drunk.


('cept maybe a reformed xian)

1/01/2021 6:52 AM
Comrade Misfit said...

33 years sober is impressive!

1/01/2021 9:50 AM
seafury said...

That is a lot harder than it sounds TB especially in the times we live in. You have my respect. And here's hoping that 2021 is a better one for all of us.

1/01/2021 11:09 AM
Eck! said...


Happy New Year!


I want a refund on the last one.


Eck!

1/01/2021 1:18 PM
JustMusing said...

Eck, the Senate killed that! Literally.

1/01/2021 2:51 PM
dinthebeast said...

Well, I woke up today with my apocalypse money in my bank account, so perhaps that's a good sign?
And good on ya, Ten Bears, I'll be thirteen years in April.

-Doug in Sugar Pine

1/01/2021 4:04 PM
Ten Bears said...

Thank you all but upon reflection perhaps the most notable anniversary of 2020 is it's been fifty years since I last hitch-hiked out of LA.

1/01/2021 5:33 PM

Post a Comment

Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom)