Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, January 7, 2021

Meanwhile, COVID Isn't Letting Up

Yesterday's butcher's bill for the pandemic:

Trump is focused on plotting his coups, but the virus doesn't give a fuck.

Over a 9-11 a day. But all that comes out of the White House is crickets.

4 comments:

B said...

Wich puts the US what? 10th? 15th? based on per capita deaths.

Lots of first world countries are doing worse.



Comrade Misfit said...

7th and none of the top six have much in the way of population.

Nice try.

Dark Avenger said...

It’ll be nice to get back to evidence-based epidemiology after 01/20/2021.

Jamie59 said...

B! Does it matter how we rank - over 4,000 died on 1/6/2021. Talk to their family and see how they feel!