Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, April 13, 2019

Caturday

Julian Assange's cat:


Nobody is talking about where it is.

Kind of irritates me that Assange looked upon the cat as a PR tool.

4 comments:

Deadstick said...

Let's hope the cat has found someone who'll appreciate him as, y'know, a CAT, not a PR tool.

0_0 said...

I never had a cat that liked anything around its neck. The collar and tie appears dickish to me.

Paul W said...

I've heard the cat is okay. https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2019/04/wikileaks-confirms-julian-assange-cat-safe.html

BadTux said...

Assange viewed everything as a PR tool. Heck, he *is* a PR tool. He was never actually involved in running Wikileaks other than as its public face. My personal theory is that Wikileaks was funded and primarily created by the FSB, but that's something not really provable other than the clear fact that it was hosted in Russia for many years.