Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, April 3, 2019

Are You Using a BOB-Britax Jogging Stroller? Rethink That.

Basically, they're apparently fucking dangerous, with hundreds of injuries as they have a tendency for the front wheel to fall off. Normally, that would be the stuff of a safety recall by the Consumer Products Safety Commission.

Not in the World of Trump. So if you or a relative is using one of those things, you're on your own.

By the way, if you like eating pork, you might want to rethink that. Trump's going to let the pork industry police itself. Because what can go wrong?

There was a time when Republicans cared about food safety and not allowing companies to blithely sell adulterated and contaminated food and medicine. But those days have been over for about 110 years.

2 comments:

Deadstick said...

The front fell off. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3m5qxZm_JqM

Dr Roy Tam said...

Fun fact: China has a pork reserve of somewhere around a billion pounds or so. Smart guys.