Words of Advice:

"We have it totally under control. It's one person coming from China. It's going to be just fine." -- Donald Trump, 1/22/2020

“We will not see diseases like the coronavirus come here..and isn't it refreshing when contrasting it with the awful presidency of President Obama."
-- Trump Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany, 2/25/20

"I don't take responsibility for anything." --Donald Trump, 3/13/20

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Flying the Airplane is More Important than Radioing Your Plight to a Person on the Ground Who is Incapable of Understanding or Doing Anything About It." -- Unknown

"There seems to be almost no problem that Congress cannot, by diligent efforts and careful legislative drafting, make ten times worse." -- Me

"What the hell is an `Aluminum Falcon'?" -- Emperor Palpatine

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Wednesday, April 3, 2019

Are You Using a BOB-Britax Jogging Stroller? Rethink That.

Basically, they're apparently fucking dangerous, with hundreds of injuries as they have a tendency for the front wheel to fall off. Normally, that would be the stuff of a safety recall by the Consumer Products Safety Commission.

Not in the World of Trump. So if you or a relative is using one of those things, you're on your own.

By the way, if you like eating pork, you might want to rethink that. Trump's going to let the pork industry police itself. Because what can go wrong?

There was a time when Republicans cared about food safety and not allowing companies to blithely sell adulterated and contaminated food and medicine. But those days have been over for about 110 years.


Deadstick said...

The front fell off. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3m5qxZm_JqM

Dr Roy Tam said...

Fun fact: China has a pork reserve of somewhere around a billion pounds or so. Smart guys.