Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, April 27, 2019

Caturday; Interspecies Ed.

A couple of hoofed rats:

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7 comments:

M. Bouffant said...

Little harsh on Bambi, innit?

4/27/2019 4:30 AM
Stewart Dean said...

...and they are tick transport vehicles. I can't walk on grass any more without suiting and booting up.
FWIW, there are more deer now than when the white man came to North America....because lawns.

4/27/2019 7:02 AM
Dark Avenger said...

And the lack of wolves and mountain lions in the eastern US.

4/27/2019 9:42 AM
Comrade Misfit said...

DA, and places where hunting is frowned upon.

4/27/2019 10:18 AM
CenterPuke88 said...

Yea, the suburbanite complaints about Bambi eating their shrubs and then complaining when someone aces Bambi is hilarious.

4/27/2019 1:17 PM
dinthebeast said...

My dad and my brother both liked to eat those hoofed rats, but I never really liked venison very much. They made some deer jerky that I ate a lot of, once, though.
And, yeah, I was seriously grossed out by the parasites. Butchering them wasn't a big deal, way easier than a hog or a cow, but the fleas and ticks made me want to run and hide the dogs.

-Doug in Oakland

4/27/2019 7:15 PM
Dark Avenger said...

This is from a USDA fact sheet about white-tailed deer in NJ:


https://www.nrcs.usda.gov/Internet/FSE_DOCUMENTS/nrcs141p2_017804.pdf

After European settlement, unregulated harvest of deer led to a significant decrease in the species, but many environmental and social changes have since led to a population explosion. In the early 1900s, strict regulatory action was implemented in many eastern states in an effort to increase the deer population. This effort was highly successful, but as the population recovered, large predators, such as the eastern cougar, were hunted in many areas to local extinction. (Ed)

4/28/2019 1:23 AM

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